Funny Scented Soy Candle 9oz — "Light Me! They Won't Smell Sh!t" Mason Jar Candle
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$17.72
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Warmth that laughs with you. This 9oz soy candle pours a clean, long-burning glow into late-night kitchens, shared bathrooms, and cozy living rooms — all wrapped in a cheeky label that reads “LIGHT ME! they won’t smell shit!!” The natural soy wax and cotton wick deliver a steady flame for 50–60 hours while scents range from crisp Apple Harvest and cozy Christmas Warmth to oceanic Atlantis Whisper, floral Sea Salt + Orchid, and a scent-free unscented option. Housed in a reusable glass jar with a glossy permanent label and assembled in the USA, it’s designed to be burned, enjoyed, then cleaned and repurposed as simple decor.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel — cleanable and repurposeable
- Burn time approximately 50–60 hours
- Choice of 12 scents (including Unscented) plus natural essential oil blends
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in USA
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Funny Scented Soy Candle 9oz — "Light Me! They Won't Smell Sh!t" Mason Jar Candle
$17.72
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel — cleanable and repurposeable
- Burn time approximately 50–60 hours
- Choice of 12 scents (including Unscented) plus natural essential oil blends
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in USA
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.